Top Facebook Posts Week 7

“Happy Valentine’s Day from www.german-world.com”

“This is being circulated on Facebook with the following caption: “He told her: why is your face and hair uncovered? Why don’t you stay at home? She found no better answer than to take off her shoe and slap him on the face!” – قابلها هذا الملتحي وشتمها وقال لها: “غطي وجهك يا فاجرة”، فما كان منها الا ان خلعت حذائها وعلّمته الادب. تحيه لهذه السيده وتحيه لمن يقاوم هذا الارهاب الفكري.”

“Mon dieu que nous sommes à plaindre !”

“hands up!!! yippiiiiiii bronze medal!! love it! xoxo anna”

“The new Pope finds your lack of faith disturbing.”

“It’s almost Valentine’s Day! Like and Share if you ”

“We’ve got a passion for connecting people with original art. What ignites your flame?”

“The Walking Dead returns First on FOX Fridays at 10PM. Last season you met new foes, said goodbye to old friends and witnessed a whole load of zombie kills. This season is sure to be a killer. http://foxtv.co.uk/the-walking-dead”

“The Wife of PI…”

“A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together.’ So the doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’ She said: ‘I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on your help with this.’ The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: ‘I think I have a better solution for your pr oblem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’ She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.’ The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!’ ‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.’ The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb. The crime is the same! If you agree, please SHARE. Together we can help save precious lives!”

“Self-explanatory. Sources: Top- http://www.smallarmssurvey.org/publications/by-type/yearbook/small-arms-survey-2007.html Bottom- http://www.unodc.org/unodc/en/data-and-analysis/homicide.html”

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“Гениально. Очередь в Таиланде.”

“Nancy sous la neige: la Place d’Alliance sous un épais manteau blanc.”

“Awwwwwww”