So, last friday was world cat day. Something the Facebook community apparently didn’t understand. Barely any felines in the top posts. Instead we got a bunch of other animals. For example this one
two of these
and a tiny version those.
Don’t get us wrong, we adore puppies. But those aren’t cats. But it’s probably not the communities fault. This one scared all the cats shitless so they didn’t show themselves for the rest of the week. It’s too dangerous outside.
Dogs weren’t the only animals of interest though. Apparently there has been an incident that involved people feeding magic mushrooms to alligators
which probably ended up looking like this.
But to be completely honest: We would have prefered an actual video over a sign. Then again, maybe one existed but the camera was eaten by one of the alligators? Who knows what drugs do to them?! They probably end up looking as muscular as this cow.
While we are talking about ripped individuals: This woman almost RIPed. Damn lucky that the jet-ski wasn’t looking into the other direction or she probably wouldn’t have noticed what was coming for her. Who lets these people drive one of those vehicles anyway? Isn’t there some sort of jet-ski license you have to obtain?
Technology is too dangerous anyway. Better go for a full body shave and swim yourself. You’ll probably end up matching the vehicles speed!
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